morryeatworld: (my music isn't crap)
2010-03-18 12:20 pm
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LANDLORD

MY LANDLORD IS A JERK. JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T PAYED RENT IN TWO MONTHS AND OCCASIONALLY HAVE ILLEGAL DRUGS IN MY APARTMENT DOESN'T MEAN I NEED TO BE KICKED OUT. WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE?

I GUESS I COULD TRY TO ROOM WITH MY BROTHER BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE ME MUCH AFTER I MISTOOK ONE OF HIS MODEL PLANES AS ONE OF THOSE BAD ASS REMOTE CONTROL PLANES. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS INTO SUPER WEIRD STUFF LIKE BUILDING PLANE MODELS.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE I GUESS, I DON'T WANT TO MOVE BACK HOME BECAUSE THAT'S LAME.
morryeatworld: (responsible adult)
2010-03-10 08:35 pm
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SUPER COOL GUY

THERE IS THIS SUPER COOL GUY WITH A KEYBOARD IN THE PARK THAT PLAYS EVERY SO OFTEN. I KEEP TRYING TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE SEEMS TO BLOW ME OFF TOO EASILY. I SWEAR WE COULD START SOME EPIC AWESOME KIND OF STREET BAND THING MAN. IT WOULD BE SO BAD ASS.

I'VE ALSO SPENT ALL DAY WATCHING TWILIGHT ZONE RE-RUNS. GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.
morryeatworld: (responsible adult)
2010-02-26 03:01 am
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JOURNAL BLOG

ALRIGHT!! I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO STEAL MY NEIGHBOR'S WI-FI ON THIS LAPTOP THEY PROBABLY MISPLACED.

SO I SIGNED UP ON THIS JOURNAL WEBSITE. BECAUSE ALL KINDS OF RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME SHIT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME AND I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL TO RECORD THIS ALL DOWN HERE. ESPECIALLY FOR WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS, I CAN JUST PUBLISH THIS JOURNAL INSTEAD OF PAYING SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME MY LIFE IS.

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKIN AWESOME THIS IS GOING TO BE.

MY FAVORITE TV SHOW IS ABOUT TO COME ON. I AM GOING TO GO HEAT UP SOME LEFT OVER PIZZA AND WATCH THAT ALRIGHT. I'LL POST SOME FCKN AWESOME ADVENTURES LATER.